We’re All In This Together Tee
The "Bummer Jar" Tee: Sinking Ship Edition by We Love ADV
Put a dollar in the jar.
The ship is going down, but the vibes are still good. Welcome to the newest addition to our Bummer Jar Collection. You know the drill: every time you doom-scroll, see a plastic straw in a turtle's nose, or read a terrifying headline, you mentally toss a dollar in the Bummer Jar. This shirt is the wearable version of that jar...a little bit of existential dread, wrapped in really nice, heavyweight cotton. The graphic features the good ship Earth taking on water with the cheerful reminder: WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.
It’s dark humor for the realist who knows that if the boat sinks, first class gets wet too.
Since we actually want to keep the ship afloat, we donate 10% of all profits from this tee to the Sierra Club Foundation. So technically, buying this shirt helps patch the hull.
The Specs (Because comfort helps the anxiety):
- The Feel: 100% Ring-spun US cotton that feels like a hug when you need one.
- The Look: Garment-dyed for that vintage, "I've been worrying about this since the 90s" aesthetic.
- The Fit: Relaxed and heavyweight (6.1 oz). Structured enough to hide your stress eating.
- The Build: Tubular knit (no side seams) because we don't need any more things coming apart right now.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (be cool to the planet). Tumble dry low. Do not bleach (we're toxic enough as it is).